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The Phoenix [Oct. 27th, 2004|02:10 am]
Dr. NoPants
[mood |boredbored]

Hey peeps. Probably nobody is reading this, but what they hey.

So it's nearly November, and that's the biggest month for video games in quite a while. It's an important time for video games. Lots of high profile games coming out every week. Today Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas came out. So far it's gotten awesome reviews. In 2 weeks Halo 2 is coming out. A week after that there's Half Life 2 and Metroid Prime 2: Echoes. Another week past that the Gameboy DS comes out. It's an exciting time.

Also exciting is I'm looking into getting a laptop for my birthday. I used to be interested in the Dell Inspiron 9100, but that model seems to have dropped of the face of the earth, or at least the face of the dell website. But after that, I started getting interested in tablets. I like the Acer C300 series. It's powerful as tablets go, and it has a nice big screen. Anyway, any comments would be appreciated, if anyone is actually reading this.

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(no subject) [Jul. 21st, 2003|04:10 pm]
Dr. NoPants
[music |Wil Wheaton's HARDCORE Audio Blog]

Interview by Nick:
1. Exactly how hardcore are you?
So HARDCORE it's wicked solid. I mean CAPS are so DAMN HARDCORE.
2. Pants: Bitter enemies, or is reconciliation at hand?
Pants are HARDCORE, clearly they are ROCK SOLID.
3. Exactly how many PC Gamers DO you own?
4. Why? Just why?!
Because it's SO hardcore it's CRAZY SOLID.
5. Pick a TV show character NO LATER THEN 1989 that you would be, and explain why.
KITT from Night Rider. That car was HARDCORE.
6. Tacos, Burritos, or Enchilatas?
Burritos. They're the most rrito of the Burro.
7. Where did the last piggy go?
That question is so NOT HARDCORE i'm not going TO ANSWER it.

Now that you know SO MUCH thanks to THESE freaking USELESS QUESTIONS NICK, you should WRITE A biography of ME, CRACKER.
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(no subject) [Jul. 18th, 2003|12:24 am]
Dr. NoPants
[mood |HARDCORE]

I'm really HARDCORE. Just figured you needed to know that! HELL YEAH!

Anyway here's a HARDCORE conversation with my HARDCORE PAL! YEAH! Not for viewing by those who don't like reading the F-WordCollapse ).



Also a HARDCORE SHOUT out to my HARDCORE girlfriend! OI OI OI

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If only life were more like Hitler [Mar. 13th, 2003|01:36 am]
Dr. NoPants
So that title probably sounds really bad, but hear me out. I was just talking about Hitler and the nazis. And I realize that perhaps one of the reasons they have always fascinated me so much is the way they are viewed. No one debates the positives and negatives about the nazis, generally. At least in my experience. With Hitler, there are no shades of grey. There is only black. People can't sympathize with him, or question his evil, it's taboo. With him, it's clear. It's obvious what kind of a person he was. Evil. I suppose it's just like the whole bible thing. Satan, he's evil. He's black and Jesus is white. Maybe that's why it appeals to so many people.

It just occurred to me that this is a lot like how it is with September 11th. Anyone who had anything to do with that is labeled as evil, with no room for compromise. But anyway, I'm not sure why I felt like posting this.

In another note, the moon is really pretty tonight.

Don't take this post as meaning I like Hitler. I don't.
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(no subject) [Dec. 22nd, 2002|04:41 pm]
Dr. NoPants
Well, I'm home, and being at home. So while being at home, Mike sent me this, and I could not resist posting it. It's funnier than my life. Plus it's pants based. Enjoy!

25 Lines From Star Wars that can be better understood if you substitute the word "Pants":
1. A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.
2. You are unwise to lower your pants.
3. We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
4. She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
5. These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.
6. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
7. These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.
8. Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
9. General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
10. I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
11. TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?
12. Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
13. Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.
14. You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
15. Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.
16. Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
17. That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
18. Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
19. Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
20. Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for your sister!
21. Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
22. Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
23. Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
24. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
25. You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
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(no subject) [Dec. 13th, 2002|09:30 pm]
Dr. NoPants
[mood |happyhappy]
[music |None because of my broken speakers!]

Well, I figure the world needed to know:
According to the SelectSmart.com Belief System Selector, my #1 belief match is Secular Humanism. </br> What do you believe?</b></a> Visit SelectSmart.com/RELIGION
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Yo yo yo, words up in my house. [Nov. 28th, 2002|01:10 am]
Dr. NoPants
So! It's been a while since I've posted, and I'm sorry. FORGIVE ME! If you forgive me, reply to this post. Haha.

Anyway, let's start with an analogy. I have a friend. His name is Dave. One day, Dave decided to go to the store. He went to Wal-Mart, because they are open 24 hours, and 24 is Dave's favorite number. Anyway, at Wal-Mart, he bought "mystery sauce", because he heard on the radio that mystery sauce makes people happy if you wear it near them. He also heard from some people that it burns your skin a little, like aftershave on a freshly shaved face. But he never really had a problem with most shaving related injuries. He was rarely seen with cuts on his face from shaving. Anyway, he tried putting on the mystery sauce near his friend Bill, and his friend Bill was strangely happy! In fact, Bill was so happy that he could go swimming once more! Formerly Bill had eaten some pie, and he knew you weren't supposed to go swimming right after eating pie. But being near the mystery sauce wearing Dave, he felt like a new person! So he went swimming. Not only did he have fun swimming, but he caught 4 fish using his net that he always kept close at hand. Two of them were sea bass, but one was a red snapper (that one was a snap to catch) and another was a barred knifejaw! So he made 8,240 bells when he sold them to Tom, but that's a story for another time. Anyway, so Dave realized that the secret sauce was fun to wear, so he decided to wear it a lot in the future. End of analogy. Whew that was long.

Anyway, some other stuff! As you may or may not know, I'm home for Thanksgiving! Hurrah! I can get a haircut and see family and such. Another thing: I got a gamecube! So here's some game reviews:

Animal Crossing! It's really fun. I'm addicted. For those of you who don't know, the premise of the game is that you're a resident of a town filled with various animals. The neat part of the game is that it's in real time. So whatever time it is in real life, it's also that time in the game. Play late at night? The store will be closed, and many townsfolk (townsanimals?) will be asleep. Play on thanksgiving? The harvest festival (AC's version of thanksgiving) will be going on. It's lots of fun, and your friends can move into your town also, so you can have up to four player characters in a town. You can also visit towns created by other AC players. Anyway I highly recommend it. If you have a town, let me visit you! Fun!

Second, Metroid Prime! HOLY CARP! It's so awesome that it should be illegal. If you liked any of the other Metroid games, than you'll love this one. It's amazingly great. I can't say enough about it. It's in first person perspective, which I know a lot of people thought was a death wish on the part of the developers, but it works amazingly well, and is my favorite Metroid game of all time. It's also very high on my favorite games of all time list. AMAZING. If you have a gamecube, get it. If you don't, buy a gamecube then get it. If you've played it and don't like it, don't tell me. This is just my opinion. ^_^

Anyway that entry was long enough, so peace everyone, and happy thanksgiving!
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Hey Now. I'm an all star. No. Wait. I'm not. [Nov. 5th, 2002|01:25 am]
Dr. NoPants
Yo yo yo! My livejournal is back in the hiz-ouse. So what's new in my life... not too much. I'm excited about moving into Mill St. next term, that should be lots of fun. What with the exploding parrots. Yeah. Those damn dead parrots are always exploding when you say to them "HOLY" and they respond "COW" and then they give you a glass of milk that causes you to swell up like that girl in the Gene Wilder movie and then you float away like that woman in the Dick Van Dyke movie. Man that was a good movie. Know what else was a good movie? That one with the people and their things that they did. Oh yeah that was sweet. What new movies have I seen... I'm not sure. But I wanna see Punch Drunk Love. Adam Sandler! Yes! Okay: Here's a crazy analogy: Once, there was this guy, and he was chopping down trees. After some trees were chopped down, he had all this lumber. So He took the lumber and made a chair out of it. Then he sat in the chair and DIED. Yep. Hmm I'm not even sure if that means anything. Oh well. Bye!
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(no subject) [Oct. 23rd, 2002|02:28 am]
Dr. NoPants
[mood |tiredtired]
[music |Avril Lavigne - Sk8ter Boi]

Hello again! I've been told to post, and I realize it's been a while. So what can I talk about in this post... ah! I know. I can recommend movies! Most recently, I've seen "The Transporter" with Jason Statham, which was a fun action movie with little to no plot. It did feature a scene where burly men rolled around in crude oil though, and that's always a nice touch. Also I have to recommend "Shaolin Soccer", which you'd probably have to download since it's not yet released in the US. Shout out to Reiser, who introduced me to this amazing film. Quite possibly the funniest movie I've ever seen. It's from Hong Kong, and in Chinese. (That's what the speak in China). I also recently rewatched "Beauty and the Beast", and this made me realize that it's really really good. I mean it was amazing. I didn't get so many of the jokes the last time I saw it.

Ok, enough movies. What else... oh yeah! My dad was in a car accident! Don't worry, no one was hurt. But his car was totaled! For those of you that think that means it was completely destroyed, you're wrong! It just means that the cost to fix it would be more than it's book value according to the insurance company. Since the car is 15 years old, it's book value is only $1400, so it didn't have to be much damage. Anyway, so this is a good thing because it means my dad has to buy a new car! Hooray! He really needed one! Hurrah!

Also, I'm going to be moving off campus next term! I'll be moving into the famous (or infamous depending on who you ask) Mill St.! And now just me! Ji Hyun is going to be moving in with me! So it will be party time 24/7! Uh.. wait... my parents read this... I'm not going to be partying at all! It's the best study environment around! Nice! STUDYING! YES! Anyway it also means I'll be living with Jay and Claire! So I can bother them all the time also! Hurrah!

Well, that's all folks! Post replies! I post so infrequently, that you OWE ME! YES.
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The amazingness of pants. [Sep. 30th, 2002|11:33 pm]
Dr. NoPants
[mood |Crazy about pants.]
[music |The calm silence of Miran's room]

Okay, this started as a reply to a post in Miran's Xanga, but it became so long I figured I had to share my world views with my adoring public. The original post is here. Here's the post replicated for you benefit:

Amazing! Pants are great. I think everyone should share pants with everyone else. Pants should be communist. They are in nature anyway, so people should be constantly exchanging pants. Like, you'd be walking down the street, and you'd see someone with nice pants. So you'd say "Hey, nice pants!" and he'd be all "Thanks! Wanna swap?" so you would exchange pants and everyone would be happy! The world would be a better place. If someone tried to trade pants with you and you didn't like his pants, it would be ok to turn him down, but you'd have to be polite. You couldn't say "NO YOU JERK! YOUR PANTS LOOK LIKE GUANO! I HATE YOU AND EVERYONE YOU KNOW! I HOPE GIANT HORSES FALL ON YOUR HEAD AND KILL YOU DEAD!" because that would be rude. And being rude is bad. So you could say, "Sorry, your ass is so fat there's no way your pants would fit me. Sorry." and they'd be all "Yeah my ass is so fat when people walk down the street, they say 'Damn, that's a fat ass!' all the time." and then you could both have a good laugh about it. Haha! So share pants with your neighbors. Borrow some pants today! The more pants spread throughout society, the happier people will be! Hurrah for the amazing nature of communist pants!
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